It's Been A Long Time

Hello again....remember me?
Sorry i haven't been posting for a while but to be brutally honest not a lots really happened in the past couple of weeks so inspirations been a bit absent...i really must try harder.

So whats new??

Jasper is new, he's my new pet hamster that i got a week ago and let me tell you ....he has the biggest testicles I've ever seen on a rodent!! Massive!

He's still a smidge shy and getting used to me but he lets me handle him once i manage to get hold of him and so far no major nipping so that's always a bonus. I'll try and get a photo of him up once i get him to sit still long enough.

Last weekend i popped up to Yorkshire to visit my friends Carol and Dave for a couple of days. Me and Carol went to her friends pub for a few drinks and to watch a live musician, we saw this guy a few weeks back and got seriously drunk and he was really good...this time i stayed sober and funnily enough he wasn't so good this time, so i guess alcohol makes people sound better as well as look better lol.

Other news...apparently Cucumbers are killing people...like kids need any more excuses not to eat vegetables!
FIFA ran elections to choose a new president, a week before the election, one of the two candidates gets suspended in a corruption probe leaving the current president, Sepp Blatter to run unopposed...surprisingly he won the vote!

Anyway, that's enough for now. I'll try not to leave it so long next time :)

Aaaaaaand Relax!

Well its been a bit of a rough day today, started off with an idiot trying to kill himself and everyone around him just to get in front of my bus and kinda went downhill after that, but on the bright side I'm off for 6 days now .....GET IN!!!

No major plans for the time off, but I'm getting a new phone line and speed upgrade for my broadband on Saturday....woohooo superfast porn!!! I mean blogging!!!! For the past 3 years or so I've been playing and moderating an online football manager game which unfortunately is coming to an end on Saturday so I'll be spending the last few days on that before it goes bye-bye, and apart from a docs appointment and a haircut which is desperately needed, my time is my own...might go to the cinema if i can drag anyone with me cos i want to see Attack The Block

I'm Still Around

Hi Chaps and Chapettes, Sorry i haven't posted over the past couple of days but i was away spending my lottery winnings. Not really, i wasn't very well on Thursday so didn't have much to write about and was working late last night. Working late tonight too so thankfully I'm going to miss the Eurovision Song Contest, what a farce that's turned into over the years! Ireland have obviously decided this year that as they stand no chance of winning it they're going to inflict Jedward on the world...and in a counter strike we're sending Blue!! 


I think i can safely say "Nil Points" (in a french accent) 

It Wasn't Me

So i woke up and eventually got round to checking my numbers for last nights mammoth lottery, first line...nothing. Second and third line....also nothing. 4th line...2 numbers!!! Checked the 5th line just in case and guess what?? Yeah that's right...sod all!

I cancelled the Armed Guard and went up to Sainsburys with a briefcase attached to my wrist by handcuffs to claim my £2.60 winnings....be gentle with the begging letters please.

On the bright side, it's a rollover on Friday so i may well reinvest my winnings lol.

It Could Be Me

Tonight sees the launch of the new Tuesday night EuroMillions lottery draw and as its the first one, they have decided to make it quite a large jackpot to drum up interest...85 million quid anyone?? Tough, IT'S MINE!!!!

I decided to buy a ticket...or 5, this afternoon at work, it would be rude not to seeing as they've made an effort. Had a chat with the lady who sold me the ticket she wished me luck, i said thanks and told her if she never saw me again then i've won it lol.

In all seriousness though we spoke about previous winners who haven't done anything with their winnings and it beggared belief...why play the lottery if you're not going to appreciate it? I'm sure they have their own reasons why they do what they do but i can't for the life of me see what it is.

I've already spent loads of tonights jackpot

1. Pay off debts
2. look after some mates
3. donate to a few charities
4. nice house
5. couple of cars
6. good long holiday or 3 for me and dad
7. invest a load
8. Buy a zebra so i can shave it to see if they really do have stripey skin
9. Buy every newspaper company in the country and make sure Katie Price never gets anything printed about her again!!

As Captain Sensible once said "You got to have a dream, If you don't have a dream, How you gonna have a dream come true?"

Back To Reality

Had to go back to work today after having had 11 days off, it was a bit of a shock to the system but truth be told wasn't a bad day. Highlight had to be when a passenger asked me "are you regular?" to which i had to reply "thats a bit personal isn't it". Its nice when you can have a laugh with the passengers.

Anyway only a short post as i have to get to bed for an early start tomorrow...It really is back to reality *sigh*

Making An Impact

Well it's day 2 since my blog went live and according to the Nosey-o-meter I just added, its already had 33 whole views* granted 30 of them where most likely me checking the format and making tweaks but hey it still looks good. A big welcome to my first 3 followers** too, I hope you don't spend the bribes*** all at once!!

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